The Declaration of Noncommittance
For use by any and all peoples who can’t be bothered.
We the non-signers do hereby assume the position of taking a firm stance to maintain the status quo. Hereafter, if we feel pressured to take action by our own or outside forces, we proclaim the inherent right to abstain.
This abstinence includes not taking action as well as not thinking about issues on which action is required. This right is all encompassing, for not one of us shall be cajoled, coerced, guilted or called upon to consider the public good or whether or not our constitutional rights are being trampled by forces against which we are powerless and against which we are being asked to take action.
Our purpose is simple: do not rock the boat. The image below shall be our official seal.